look b*tch if youre just sitting n rotting in your familys 10th century crypt and im fighting off giant spiders with nothing but my wits and a shortsword you dont need your bones for anything but i sure do so whats the problem
so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics
Did You Know: The Elder Council decreed that any man without a liege, who occupied a
castle for more than three months, would be granted ownership of said
castle, along with any titles associated with the property? This 3E 246
law was written to help avoid foreign and absentee landlords.
So, the high turnover rate of bandits in castles is just people trying to loophole their way into legitimacy? I almost feel bad about slaughtering them in their thousands now.
Dammit, I could’ve had a castle!
What would you do, sitting in a castle in the middle of nowhere for three months?
…skill grinding?
That makes sense, because you’d want to be strong in case anyone came by to try to steal your castle. And you could hire some locals to help you out, since you can’t be everywhere at once. You could even consider setting up some traps to thwart adventu… Okay this law just turns people into dungeon bosses. That’s what it’s for.
*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes
That be the last thing they get to slap or see. I wish a fool would do that and hit my computer. I pay for my own gatorade and do with it how ever the hell I like!
